I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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