He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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