i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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