i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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