are you so shy because you have an std?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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