how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
last night I used snow as a chaser
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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