Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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