im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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