I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.