so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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