At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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