I don't think brook has ever known best
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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