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(916): View more from California

Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"

(1-916): View more from California

High five!

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(310): View more from California

my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.

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(209): View more from California

ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?

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(585): View more from New York

at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.

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(305): View more from Florida

After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.

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(719): View more from Colorado

You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians

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(361): View more from Texas

You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me

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(941): View more from Florida

Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head

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