you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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