plz talk dirty to me
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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