Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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