Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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