The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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