He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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