try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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