I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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