When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
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She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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