I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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