shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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