I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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