youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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