so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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