so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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