Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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