Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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