idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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