If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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