Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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