hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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