Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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