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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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