Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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