the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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