So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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