i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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