Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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