God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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