margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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