Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You were trust falling into bushes
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