You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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