we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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