so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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