Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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