you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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