How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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