I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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