sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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