bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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