I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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