I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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