Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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