He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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