I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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