I just saw a hot homeless man
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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